Mistaken identicheese.

Let’s not beat about here. This is what we’re here to discuss:

This sets the scene perfectly. One man goes to the store for groceries, the other goes because butternut squash isn’t cheese.

Now, most of us are aware the butternut squash isn’t cheese, but the store assistant tried to be helpful:

The customer says it wasn’t clearly labelled. Which is fair enough.

Our hero suggests otherwise.

The store offered a refund.

The customer wanted cheese. Cheap cheese!

He wanted cheap cheese AND he had guests waiting!

He certainly didn’t want butternut squash. But then, as soon as it started, it was over.

There’s a lesson in here somewhere. Not all orange foods are the same orange foods.